FLIRT SMS | Really Funny Status Updates | FLIRT HINDI SMS
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai?- paisa..
Jo kisi-kisi ko mile
wo hai?-pyar..
Jo sbko mile wo hai?-gum..
Aur jo kismat se
mile wo hai?-HUM... -
TrY ME FrEnDs
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Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..
Likhti hai I love you!
Aur send to all karti hai.. :-D
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Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de… :-D ;-)
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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge
par larki shareef chahiye…
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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai....
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1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.
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Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
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Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
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Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To
Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu....
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Real But Sad Truth:
Jo log love ki respect karte hai,
unhe kabhi pyar nahi milta,
but jo pyar ko time pass samjhte hai
unke pass true love hota hai....
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Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja....
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Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..!!
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Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai..
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Par setting zameen par hi krni padti hai....
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