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"Aapse juda hokar mar jayenge
'marke bhi dosti nibhajayenge
'khuda ko manakar aapko bhi upar bulayenge'
'fir dono sath me yamraj ki beti ko patayenge. . . . .
Wafa ki kasam hum bewafa na honge.
Marjayenge per dosti se juda na honge
Hum jab banayege dosti ka Mahel
Sharm se jhuk jaye tab Taj-Mahel.......
Tera � Hone Laga Hoon
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Khooo Ne Laga Hoon
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Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga
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Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..
Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. :->
Zindagi Mein Kuch Khona Parre To Ye Do Lines Yaad Rakhna…!
“Jo Khoya Hai Us Ka Ghum Nahi..!
“Lekin Jo Paaya Hai Wo Kisi Sey Kam Nahi..!
Jo Nai Hy Wo Ek Khawb Hy .
“Or Jo Hy Wo Lajwab Hy.
Wo Ro-Ro Kar Kehti Rahi
Girl: Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
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samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”.
Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega;
Sabhi Bande Nek,
Toh Gunah Kaun Karega;
Aye Khuda,
Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega!
Sacche Doston ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has-has ke message padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo,
Besharam Message pura padhenge!
SA true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away. A true friend is like air... sometimes silent but always around you!
Jab Bhi Aapko Lage Ki Ab Hum Aapke Achche Dost Nahi Rahe To...
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Ek Khinch Kar Chanta Maarna Apne Gaal Par.
Zyada Hi Dimaag Chalane Lage Ho, Aaj Kal!
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